Worst part is if I'd have been patient I could've taken the little trail down next to the rock face that I climbed. No one enjoys going to the doctors because we're all afraid of bad news. If you spend all weekend with them and they act like little monsters the entire time, you might shed a small tear for their teacher come Monday morning. One of our urologists â¦ Parents Share Their Best 'Wait, Is That My Child!?' Pt was a young male. We had a two story house: the basement with garage, fireplace/wood storage, utility room with laundry. In nursing school they taught us about how to insert a urinary catheter in men. She did and proceeded to pee all over the doctors face (she was wearing a protective mask for just such an occasion so no harm no foul). To follow with others and their genital stories, and describe my most RECENT embarrassing story, I recently was doing a skin check on a new patient. window._taboola = window._taboola || ; GUEST POST BY ROBERT UNDERHILL âMedicine is gender neutralâ is a true enough statement if by that we mean female nurses and techs are comfortable providing virtually all of the intimate care for men and women. At that time I had a small congenital defect on my penis that wasn't treated at birth (according to urologist â¦ â 1.So I just did this snapping finger gun back to him. "
The whole audience kinda chuckled in a WTF manner, me included.
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