Our bodies are miracle shells walking the face of the earth. It's pretty wild and I have lots of stories (my poor boyfriend), but here are two of my favorites: While getting a prostate exam for a physical, I asked if he could tell I'd been doing squats. Butts." We suppose they're so used to not talking about a patient's personal issues with anyone but them (thank you HIPPA!) Second story had the kitchen, living room, 3 bedrooms and one bath. by Farrah Penn. _ Then something unexpected happens, and the moment becomes one of the most embarrassing experiences of your life. Lemme share a story: ... Not as embarrassing as finding out further down the line when you want to have children (for example), but can't because you belated find out your semen count is too low (etc) and you didn't do something about it when you could have - like now. I had hemorrhoids like a few years ago. That's what happened to these unlucky people! What could be the most humiliating medical moment of your life is just "Tuesday morning" for them - and in a way, that makes them even bigger heroes in our eyes. Hope you get published, Good Buddy! It’s about an 18 year old boy named Jim (my alter ego) who gets himself in a bit of trouble and ends up in a juvenile boot camp. Since 2003 I have been consulting with a urologist regarding ED. So, I took off my pants, and upon seeing my junk, he frowned, looked up at me, back to me junk, and frowned again. I was getting snipped and they had me on some valium. I'm primary care. They don’t like being intimately handled by and in front of women. However, one positively glowing parent-techer conference later you might question who your child really is. Urology is the worst area for male patients. I'm not being mean that is just simple, scientific fact. I saw him a couple years later in a public place and he shouts out to me "Hey dude remember when your finger was in my butt!". The assistant was having some issues and as soon as I got in the stirrups, the assistant said loudly, 'Man, this one's a stinker!'. Sometimes we're just gonna act a foul. ,
MD. Your patient has more than four drains and it doesn’t scare you. I looked at her with my jaw dropped and it clicked a few seconds later that she was talking about the difficulty of opening the tool, and not my vagina. All Rights Reserved. That ended up being just as awkward. I get ZERO jollies from it. Is a cystoscopy procedure painful? I am a doctor doing my job. It is his first trial run as a gay erotic story author. I had a 3:15 p.m. appointment at the physical therapist for a persistent knot in my back along with a few other issues (it’s totally cheap to go, so why not) and learned right away that it’s best to wear a loose shirt that gives him easy access … When I was younger, I went to the doctor, and I’m not sure why, but he had to see my dick for some reason. Most urology practices in the United States do not employ male nurses or assistants, even in larger cities. The assistant couldn't stop smirking and staring once I was erect, super embarrassing!!! ,
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, I knew that at the urologist’s office I would be given an always embarrassing and forever uncomfortable “internal examination of the rectum.” So I showered and didn’t wear any underwear because I don’t like wearing garments at all really, and any excuse that I can get … Damn, sorry to hear that IG! Life is hard. You’ve seen more penises than a mohel. Nothing was passing easily. Don't panic. Gender neutral works for the caregivers perhaps, but oftentimes not for the men. I went in for a prostate exam and when the doctor was performing it, I ejaculated. When I … My dad was a single parent working at the metal factory. So I quietly said, "oh man, who's kid is that? Urologists do their best to put men (and women) at ease. mode: 'thumbnails-m', QUESTIONS TO CONSIDER In the clip the physician has the client cough while she palpates the inguinal area. He sits at the piano. It is also perfectly normal to be a bit... scattered. Some men are more comfortable with other males around when doing intimate exams and procedures. Things. Most of my embarrassing boners have to do when in school and a cute girl is teasing me on purpose with her short skirt - crossing her legs and stuff like that and just being slutty. Had a great conversation with the doc. 11 Of The Most Embarrassing And Awkward Stories From The Gyno’s Stirrups. I wish I had told the patients at the time that these comments are not appreciated. ,
Some doctors have the kinds of specialties that might make others cringe - but those doctors who specialize in reproductive and excretory systems are literal life savers! After the nurse sat me down on the chair and made me spread my legs eagle style, my doctor walked in with 4 students in row, around same age as me. My most embarrassing I described in another thread recently (gel disinfectant, in my eye, first day of my first nursing job). It’s up to men to put a stop to this practice and SPEAK UP. that it took a while to get things going. ,
Sometimes it's the little things that light the biggest fire in us. Email This BlogThis! We turned and every time the patient coughed, urine shot out about two feet. ,
The doctor also smiled a couple times and seemed to stay in that area for a while. What's the dumbest thing you've ever done? When I was 14 I and my male classmates were examined by a female school doctor. Having said that, plenty of patients were willing to talk about their own mortifying experiences. What a Urologist Does (and Why You Shouldn’t Be Afraid to See One) Feeling squeamish about an upcoming visit to the urologist? ,
I went in for a prostate exam and when the doctor was performing it, I ejaculated. I know the feeling. Comment. We measured it, she had good distance. I got lucky it wasn't my legs or head or neck.

Worst part is if I'd have been patient I could've taken the little trail down next to the rock face that I climbed. No one enjoys going to the doctors because we're all afraid of bad news. If you spend all weekend with them and they act like little monsters the entire time, you might shed a small tear for their teacher come Monday morning. One of our urologists … Parents Share Their Best 'Wait, Is That My Child!?' Pt was a young male. We had a two story house: the basement with garage, fireplace/wood storage, utility room with laundry. In nursing school they taught us about how to insert a urinary catheter in men. She did and proceeded to pee all over the doctors face (she was wearing a protective mask for just such an occasion so no harm no foul). To follow with others and their genital stories, and describe my most RECENT embarrassing story, I recently was doing a skin check on a new patient. window._taboola = window._taboola || []; GUEST POST BY ROBERT UNDERHILL “Medicine is gender neutral” is a true enough statement if by that we mean female nurses and techs are comfortable providing virtually all of the intimate care for men and women. At that time I had a small congenital defect on my penis that wasn't treated at birth (according to urologist … – 1.

So I just did this snapping finger gun back to him. "

The whole audience kinda chuckled in a WTF manner, me included.

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